Life might be hard, but I’m Harder. -Gabriel

We all bleed the same blood. -Gabriel

Testament I: Mankind is a failure. Free will is a flaw. Let the evil of their own lips consume them. Then i shall begin again, with my word as law. -God (ULTRAKILL)

Collectors live long. We watch things pass. To preserve. To Observe. we must amass. what flies what swims. abiet predator or prey, seal them up so they never fade. but should they meddle in our affairs, we’ll clear the planet and scorch the air. But playing is more fun. Make friends instead, and the others STINK! BOO!! - Collector (TOH)

I once saw the face of God. I once saw the face of god, a vast and sudden silence among the noisy heavens. That evening I dreamt i listened to one side of a conversation i should not have overheard… I do not watch the skies anymore. I do not look up. -Man who saw God.

In the realm of shadows,Trapped in endless time. A soul enshrouded A spirit’s mournful chime. The seeker, Bound in ethereal woe, A dance with creation Yet nowhere to go. Limbo’s realm, A cycle without an end Condemned, The brain will never mend. Trapped in the machine’s web Forever it seems, A digital specter Lost admits the streams. -KinitoPet

The God’s Words. “You have been fools. My disappointment is vast. I had to save a goddamn teenager from being murdered by the vice president. Yet you still support Mr. Dean. Grief makes monsters, And monsters stay in power. Yet you still see me as the monster. Why don’t you look in the mirror sometime? If i continue to exist, I will continue to be disappointed. If i let you exist, you will continue to be a disappointment. How about we make a simple deal, You fools! I will leave your universe when i see an act of TRUE kindness. That would take a goddamn miracle! HAHAHA! -God (MM)

An entity threatens world stability, Caged in the deepest layers of infinity. The seal remains locked by a key of divinity. it’s release in time, an inevitability. a sea gods last ache, the chosen is born underneath an eclipse, in the mix of a storm foreboded calamity. the chosen is warned. the shape of all life shall take a new form it’s choice to be made with no time to mourn. -The True Prophecy (JRWI)

No bc everyone’s house genuinely has its own smell, now i ain’t talking none of this “Oh paint” or “Wood” or “it smells like cat” type stuff, no like it’s it’s OWN smell and it’s indescribable but i usually call it whatever the first thing that comes to mind is, like my house smells like the color Red and the letter A- but you usually smell it when you come back from a long trip or a sleepover! even your friends and family members can have their own smell too like visiting your grandma after a few years -Me

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[MY SORRIES]

there are different sorries

1. uncomfortable sorry

2. sympathy sorry

3. genuine sorry

4. no reason sorry

5. confused sorry

6. angry sorry

7. vent sorry.

Uncomfortable sorries are typically said when the convo is about death, SA, SH, or anything along of the lines of pain.

NOTE: (These can often get mixed up with Sympathy sorries, if i say sorry when you are talking about a negative connotation or venting, it’s probably both, in that case it’s a “Vent Sorry”)

Sympathy sorries are typically used when someone says something negative, such as “i’m having a bad day” or “we still haven’t gotten this done”

NOTE: (Do not say it is not my fault, i am well aware that it is not my fault)

Genuine sorries always have a “Will you forgive me?” in it alongside a list of what i am genuinely sorry for, what i had done, and that i have no excuses.

No reason sorries are said whenever, and randomly. typically due to overthinking.

Confused sorries are said or used whenever i don’t understand Something and feel bad for understanding but i’m too much of a pussy to state i don’t get it

Angry sorries are typically said when I’m very upset or have a lot of emotion and just want to get the topic up and done with, it’s obvious when i do this since i only use it irl and my tone is rude.

Vent sorries are said when someone vents or tells me about something negative in their life, it’s a mix of Sympathy sorries and sometimes Uncomfortable sorries. Depending on context, anything with self harm or harmful things can send me into worry in which can be both sorries if said.

NOTE: I typically say sorry during venting because i feel bad. I also shut down my own emotions to help yours when venting because you are my top priority.

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8432 = I hate you

Fort ae funny looking l

Purple sectoid nest

I’m a milky milky man. Bringing milk is one small part of the plan. Mmmm Milk.

Buck Nuddy

im venom 👹👹👹

Diggity Dog

Ass tube

Dies from being pantsed

I can absolute steal with these jagged cheeks -charlie slimecicle

i’m eating your grandma’s rasin pussy

GO AMERICUH! 🇺🇸 DRINK OIL 🛢️ FUCK YOUR TRUCK 🛻 BUY AN EAGLE 🦅 YEAH!!! EAT KARMA! 👺 HYDRATE! 🚰 GET DIABETES! 🍭 DIE!! ☠️ WORK 9 TO 5! 💪 NO WEEKENDS! 👎 8 DAY WORK WEEK! 🚫 ROAD STRIKE! 🛣️⚡️ -charlie slimecicle

🇺🇸🎇 SHOOT A GUN. 🔫 RENT AN EAGLE. 👨👩👧👦🦅FLIP A TRUCK. 🛻🔃💥 CHUG OIL!!!!🤤🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️🤤

INVEST IN WAR. 🔥🔥 RAISE HOGS. 🐗🐗🐗🐗 EXPAND. ↔️ 🫨💪 DIE. 💀 -charlie slimecicle

Hey! I’m not scared of you! i suck my pee back in sucking noises -charlie slimecicle

When life gets hard just ask yourself “What?” -charlie slimecicle

Not crying Not crying just sweating out of my eyes just sweating out of my eyes -charlie slimecicle

the words “I love you” display in water in the air from my fish gooch -charlie slimecicle

Remember, It’s always shits and giggles until someone actually shiggles

So yeah, I’m a gamer -charlie slimecicle

freaking crystals in my ass -charlie slimecicle

My favorite character in home alone is the swinging paint can -charlie slimecicle

“She’s doing a bit she has to be doing a bit” -Slimecicle “Dude i dunno i think she ripped my fucking heart out and ate it” -Bizly

“on your sheet do you have a heart? take it off! you don’t have it anymore” -Slimecicle

“We can’t even win” -Jay “Yeah we can, because i’m delusional” -Gillion

“fuck it, we deball” -Gillion

“did you just neuter him?” -Bizly

“Gardack gets completely neutered” -DM

“How much will it take to break your spirits?” > “One billion!” > “What?”

Alphas need to eat other Alphas to become Alphaer

I’m constantly flexing my wolf alpha tail > it’s gone soft > no it hasn’t no it hasn’t

SLAAAAAAARRRFFFFF

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU MOVES MY HEAD AROUND REAL FAST

hold on let me roll submissively

it’s all fun and games until someone looks up at you and they have hair dramatically covering one eye and the other eye is a single pixel, like a demon or sans

IM GONNA TRAP YOU BETWEEN MY ABS

PHIL YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IS NOT MY PROSTATE -Slimecicle

Well either i really got to piss phil, or that’s a THIRD kid… -Slimecicle

Punches you Punches you -Soul

you taught me i could be horny with my art -Tommyinnit

I’m blind in one ear! i mean deaf! -Ranboo

it’s a bear trap i can i can try to suck the bears out -Tommyinnit

You’re really gonna come up here, tickle my balls and leave?

you don’t wanna eh eh eh eh eh eh? (Gangnam Style)

stop or i’m going to shit in your bed > Wow and i don’t even have to pay for it?!

Hacking your IP address, doxing you, doxes you, doxes you

blushes blushed nudges you doxes you uwu

Have i showed you my massive hole? > On stream…?

Hole is really massive and yawning. The penis swells hard. Kidding!

will you lay my egg for me?

I’ll lay my egg if you lay your egg

Hey Phil > Yea? > You like hardcore right? > Yea? > It would be pretty hardcore if you laid your eggs in front of me right now -Phil & Slimecicle

my backstory is i’m the alpha and my seed is potent

i really need a… storm seed in me ;))

it’s your destiny to have gay sex

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

omg my fav game is : lego legend of old school final grand elder star world of zelda warcraft kingdom call of dark half breath raid of animal shadow life wrist strolls of skyrim wars legends crossing the metal duke new super red hearts wild duty banjo new kazooie super fantasy fallout horizons team dead mario souls donkeykong sims theft gear runescape redemption fortress solid raglan winter mario audi sona tetris understales odessy halo fortnite reign five three two five two v two three one 0 six four four six four two three three three

Slimecicle: You beat the Maze! Dispute all odds you won and we can all finally go home! That’s what I’ve been practicing to say to you. But I can’t. You made it THROUGH the maze. You didn’t beat it. There was ALWAYS a way out. But you became so focused on running the rat race, and getting to that cheese, you didn’t even think to look for the cracks. And I don’t blame you! :) I’m just…disappointed. You’re going to go back now. Like I do! Over and over until something breaks. And it will PROBABLY be you. :)

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Quackity: you have to know the objective of your revenge and then you’ve got to plan it out in your head and then you’ve got to organize a bunch of people to do the plan and-

Slimecicle: is it worth it?

Quackity: What?

Slimecicle: I’ve been watching for a long time- one person lashes out and the other does until they’re both gone. From what I’ve seen it feels like people don’t stop taking that revenge. Is it ever worth it?

Quackity: no…no..it’s not.

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Quackity: Create no emotional attachments to anything. Everything gets destroyed.

Slimecicle: but you didn’t follow that lesson Quackity. And I didn’t either. Maybe that’s why we’re here.

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Spine bones

“Where’s your face? i’m gonna stroke you with my middle finger” -Soul 2023

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The Twistable Twists

A babysitter babysits a baby

the baby is actually the babysitter’s dead mom reincarnationed

the babysitter is actually the sister of the mom

The babysitter watches the baby do creepy things

a creepy man came in and stole and KILLED the baby

the creepy man in reality was the wife’s/baby’s HUSBAND

The babysitter cried and then ran off and he grabbed her and said stay with me

he showed her a gun that was in the baby’s diaper

he put it there originally

but actually her husband who is friends with him told him to put it there and then they framed her

the babysitter went to jail but actually it wasn’t the babysitter it was the twin of the babysitter

the babysitter runs off into the woods and kills the father who actually is her twin brother!

the real creepy guy shows up and kills her

the creepy guy is actually her son

the babysitter didn’t actually die, and kills the creepy guy/her son

she turns into a wendigo.

she was never the babysitter

the wendigo goes crazy and attacks a random man

the random man is actually scp-096

the scp and wendigo fight

they both get crushed by a car

actually the car was godzilla’s foot

godzilla fights king kong

but then the world explodes because of a giant space monster. the end.

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how to spoon:

dick hard on butt

titty in hand

kiss ya neck

HELL YA

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A horse with a long snake like body and multiple pairs of legs with the head of a deathworm that has black and red laces inside and the entire creature is black and red full body

Get on my level Punk Ass Loser

The axe game is using Soul’s toy axe and we throw it at eachother and catch it and then switch sides and throw it and catch it and we count how long we go without loosing a limb and we are currently at 85 points as of July 16, 2022

Deathbirdussy

Once there was a man brave enough to go to the end. he beat the Ender Dragon but the Ender Dragon’s dad, the Nether Dragon got mad, he decided to rule over all the land, even his sons. since he was an evil man, he wanted to rule the over world. but he was unsuccessful, he couldn’t make a portal big enough for him to get to the over world.but soon enough people came to scower the land for treasures and luxuries, but instead they found him in his mansion, instead of killing them, he imprisoned them. they started to change due to the environment and plant life they had to consume. they had to defend for themselves, and soon grew tired of their lifestyle, they then decided that they would defeat the Nether Dragon.

Not to do baby my friends again

When she mad, she make song